Friday, January 6, 2012

Methods of self torture that are super affective:

1. Stalk current BF/GF until you find every little bit of their past. (Especially of them and their ex.)

2. Stalk ex who's now happily over you. (Especially of them and their latest BF/GF)

3. Stalk crush who doesn't know your existence. (Especially of them happy with someone else.)

4. Stalk crush who knows your existence but only sees you as a friend. (Especially of them happy with someone else.)

5. Stalk crush who loves you too when one of you is not available. (Especially when you are no longer talking to the person.)

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