These are/were my dumb theories of life.
1. There's a saying, 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' I used to refuse to eat apples because I thought my dad will not come home if I did.
2. If you don't say something out loud, then it isn't true. *Even if it is*
3. If you keep saying something out loud, then it is true. *Even if it is NOT!*
4. If you keep doing good deeds, then it is okay to sin.
5. If you stop thinking about the problem, the problem goes away.
If only life was that simple.